Info:
Birthday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
The front features a gleefully reckless guy riding a shopping cart in a bike helmet with his hands in the air, set against a bold blue floral background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday. I’m honestly surprised ‘survival of the fittest’ hasn’t kicked in yet.” Collage-style design with maximum chaotic energy.
Website Product Description:
For the Friend Who Defies All Logic — and Keeps Getting Away With It
Every group has one. The person who does the dumbest things, somehow lacks basic common sense, and yet miraculously survives another year. This card is Darwin’s way of saying happy birthday.
Whether they’re your best friend, a family member, or that coworker who makes you question everything, this card says what you’ve all been thinking: it’s genuinely impressive they’ve made it this far.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Birthday, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
The front features a gleefully reckless guy riding a shopping cart in a bike helmet with his hands in the air, set against a bold blue floral background. The message reads: “Happy Birthday. I’m honestly surprised ‘survival of the fittest’ hasn’t kicked in yet.” Collage-style design with maximum chaotic energy.
Website Product Description:
For the Friend Who Defies All Logic — and Keeps Getting Away With It
Every group has one. The person who does the dumbest things, somehow lacks basic common sense, and yet miraculously survives another year. This card is Darwin’s way of saying happy birthday.
Whether they’re your best friend, a family member, or that coworker who makes you question everything, this card says what you’ve all been thinking: it’s genuinely impressive they’ve made it this far.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
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