Info:
Holiday-Thanksgiving, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a hilariously familiar purple dinosaur parody hula-hooping enthusiastically on top of a glorious cylinder of canned cranberry jelly, set against a warm golden orange wavy background. Bold mixed typography reads: “TURKEY DAY stu-u-u-pendous ADVICE:” with the punchline in playful handwritten script: “Don’t look directly at the cranberry when it jiggles. I don’t trust it!”
Website Product Description:
This card delivers the most important Turkey Day advice you didn’t know you needed: “Don’t look directly at the cranberry when it jiggles. I don’t trust it.” A perfect dose of nostalgic absurdity for anyone who grew up watching a certain beloved purple dinosaur — or lovingly endured countless episodes because their kids did.
Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, and anyone who has strong opinions about canned cranberry sauce, Barney, or both. Send it to the person who will immediately picture that jiggle and laugh out loud.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Thanksgiving, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a hilariously familiar purple dinosaur parody hula-hooping enthusiastically on top of a glorious cylinder of canned cranberry jelly, set against a warm golden orange wavy background. Bold mixed typography reads: “TURKEY DAY stu-u-u-pendous ADVICE:” with the punchline in playful handwritten script: “Don’t look directly at the cranberry when it jiggles. I don’t trust it!”
Website Product Description:
This card delivers the most important Turkey Day advice you didn’t know you needed: “Don’t look directly at the cranberry when it jiggles. I don’t trust it.” A perfect dose of nostalgic absurdity for anyone who grew up watching a certain beloved purple dinosaur — or lovingly endured countless episodes because their kids did.
Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, and anyone who has strong opinions about canned cranberry sauce, Barney, or both. Send it to the person who will immediately picture that jiggle and laugh out loud.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
