Stepdad Aisle - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Holiday-Father’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a bold photo-realistic largemouth bass leaping off the right edge of the card, set against a vivid green background with dark teal wavy squiggle lines. Large bold white sans-serif typography fills the left side: “THE STEPDAD CARD AISLE SUCKS. I TRIED.” with smaller rounded white text at the bottom: “LOVE & THANK YOU ENJOY THE FISH”

Website Product Description:

You Went to the Card Aisle. You Looked. You Tried. This Is What Happened

The stepdad section is a wasteland of generic sentiments that don’t come close to capturing what you actually want to say. So here’s the honest version: you tried, you care, and you’re bringing fish. That’s love.

Perfect for fishing-loving stepdads, coastal dads, and any stepfather who appreciates humor over hallmark fluff. Send it to the stepdad who will read it, laugh out loud, and appreciate the honesty more than any sentimental card could ever deliver.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Holiday-Father’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a bold photo-realistic largemouth bass leaping off the right edge of the card, set against a vivid green background with dark teal wavy squiggle lines. Large bold white sans-serif typography fills the left side: “THE STEPDAD CARD AISLE SUCKS. I TRIED.” with smaller rounded white text at the bottom: “LOVE & THANK YOU ENJOY THE FISH”

Website Product Description:

You Went to the Card Aisle. You Looked. You Tried. This Is What Happened

The stepdad section is a wasteland of generic sentiments that don’t come close to capturing what you actually want to say. So here’s the honest version: you tried, you care, and you’re bringing fish. That’s love.

Perfect for fishing-loving stepdads, coastal dads, and any stepfather who appreciates humor over hallmark fluff. Send it to the stepdad who will read it, laugh out loud, and appreciate the honesty more than any sentimental card could ever deliver.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.