Info:
Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold black-and-white halftone photo of a girl wearing headphones, unapologetically flipping off the viewer, set against a vivid orange background packed with playful illustrated ghosts. A small stick-figure chase scene adds to the chaos. Bold white typography reads: “You’d survive a horror movie out of pure stubbornness. Unless I was there too, and well, sorry.” Finished with a bold “Happy Halloween!” at the bottom.
Website Product Description:
Unless I was there too, and well, sorry.
This card is for your horror movie buddy, your best friend with main-character energy, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and a little playful roasting. Whether you’re celebrating Halloween or simply reminding someone they’re your favorite partner in bad decisions, this card is equal parts creepy, hilarious, and weirdly affectionate.
Perfect for the friend who would absolutely refuse to split up, who would go back for the cat, and who would somehow make it to the end credits through sheer force of personality — as long as you weren’t slowing them down.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold black-and-white halftone photo of a girl wearing headphones, unapologetically flipping off the viewer, set against a vivid orange background packed with playful illustrated ghosts. A small stick-figure chase scene adds to the chaos. Bold white typography reads: “You’d survive a horror movie out of pure stubbornness. Unless I was there too, and well, sorry.” Finished with a bold “Happy Halloween!” at the bottom.
Website Product Description:
Unless I was there too, and well, sorry.
This card is for your horror movie buddy, your best friend with main-character energy, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and a little playful roasting. Whether you’re celebrating Halloween or simply reminding someone they’re your favorite partner in bad decisions, this card is equal parts creepy, hilarious, and weirdly affectionate.
Perfect for the friend who would absolutely refuse to split up, who would go back for the cat, and who would somehow make it to the end credits through sheer force of personality — as long as you weren’t slowing them down.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
