Info:
Birthday card, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
The front features a bold halftone hand holding a sprinkle cupcake with a birthday candle, set against a bright yellow-orange background covered in cartoon cats. The greeting reads: “Happy Birthday, Mother F**ker.” Collage-style design with maximum personality.
⚠️ Mature content. Intended for adults only.
Website Product Description:
Skip the sentimental verse. This bold, collage-style birthday card gets straight to the point — and your recipient will love you for it. Whether it’s your best friend, a sibling, or that coworker with an excellent sense of humor, this card delivers the birthday message they actually deserve.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Birthday card, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
The front features a bold halftone hand holding a sprinkle cupcake with a birthday candle, set against a bright yellow-orange background covered in cartoon cats. The greeting reads: “Happy Birthday, Mother F**ker.” Collage-style design with maximum personality.
⚠️ Mature content. Intended for adults only.
Website Product Description:
Skip the sentimental verse. This bold, collage-style birthday card gets straight to the point — and your recipient will love you for it. Whether it’s your best friend, a sibling, or that coworker with an excellent sense of humor, this card delivers the birthday message they actually deserve.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank — for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
