Info:
Holiday-Father’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a dramatic photo-realistic Bigfoot/Sasquatch mid-roar with arms raised, set against a bold light blue background with white wavy doodle stripe lines and a green swirling vortex behind him. Red four-pointed stars accent the corners. Bold chunky outlined white typography reads: “YOU MAKE IT LOOK… MANAGEABLE” and bold red brush script at the bottom reads: “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!” with teal arrow accents.
Website Product Description:
Fatherhood is chaotic, exhausting, and occasionally terrifying — and yet somehow, he makes it look manageable. That’s not nothing. That’s actually everything. This card says it all without the sentimental overload, delivered by the most relatable creature in the Pacific Northwest.
Perfect for Bigfoot enthusiasts, cryptid fans, outdoorsy dads, and any father who appreciates humor that’s equal parts absurd and sincere. Send it to the dad who will immediately show it to everyone and then keep it forever.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Father’s Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a dramatic photo-realistic Bigfoot/Sasquatch mid-roar with arms raised, set against a bold light blue background with white wavy doodle stripe lines and a green swirling vortex behind him. Red four-pointed stars accent the corners. Bold chunky outlined white typography reads: “YOU MAKE IT LOOK… MANAGEABLE” and bold red brush script at the bottom reads: “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!” with teal arrow accents.
Website Product Description:
Fatherhood is chaotic, exhausting, and occasionally terrifying — and yet somehow, he makes it look manageable. That’s not nothing. That’s actually everything. This card says it all without the sentimental overload, delivered by the most relatable creature in the Pacific Northwest.
Perfect for Bigfoot enthusiasts, cryptid fans, outdoorsy dads, and any father who appreciates humor that’s equal parts absurd and sincere. Send it to the dad who will immediately show it to everyone and then keep it forever.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
