Info:
Holiday-International Dog Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
International Dog Day: August 26
Features a close-up photo of an extremely cool golden dog wearing oversized green tinted sunglasses, set against a bold orange background with subtle light orange horizontal texture lines. Bold mixed typography lists the dream lifestyle: “IF ONLY it was SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO:” followed by a numbered list: #1 Smell like a skunk / #2 Smell eachother’s butts / #3 Lick eachother’s privates / #4 Never wear clothes / #5 Eat litter covered cat shit. Bold purple brush script at the bottom reads: “Happy Dog Day!”
Website Product Description:
No social filters. No dress code. No shame. Just pure, unhinged authenticity — and a lifestyle that, when you really think about it, sounds kind of freeing. This card leans fully into the chaos, celebrating the weird, gross, lovable habits that make dogs iconic and humans secretly jealous.
Perfect for dog lovers with an unhinged sense of humor and a deep appreciation for creatures who truly do not care what anyone thinks. Send it to the person who will read the list, laugh out loud, and immediately text it to their dog group chat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-International Dog Day, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
International Dog Day: August 26
Features a close-up photo of an extremely cool golden dog wearing oversized green tinted sunglasses, set against a bold orange background with subtle light orange horizontal texture lines. Bold mixed typography lists the dream lifestyle: “IF ONLY it was SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO:” followed by a numbered list: #1 Smell like a skunk / #2 Smell eachother’s butts / #3 Lick eachother’s privates / #4 Never wear clothes / #5 Eat litter covered cat shit. Bold purple brush script at the bottom reads: “Happy Dog Day!”
Website Product Description:
No social filters. No dress code. No shame. Just pure, unhinged authenticity — and a lifestyle that, when you really think about it, sounds kind of freeing. This card leans fully into the chaos, celebrating the weird, gross, lovable habits that make dogs iconic and humans secretly jealous.
Perfect for dog lovers with an unhinged sense of humor and a deep appreciation for creatures who truly do not care what anyone thinks. Send it to the person who will read the list, laugh out loud, and immediately text it to their dog group chat.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
