Hex Your Ex - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a stylish hand-drawn witch in a red dress and dramatic black hat, perched confidently on her broom, set against a soft pink background with scattered orange polka dots. Bold black hand-lettered typography reads: “Now seems like a perfectly acceptable time to hex your ex.” Finished with a bold “Happy Halloween!” at the bottom.

Website Product Description:

Breakups Are Hard. Being a Supportive Best Friend Is Hard. Accidentally Daydreaming About Harmless Revenge? Completely Understandable

This card delivers the perfectly unreasonable advice your friend didn’t know they needed: “Now seems like a perfectly acceptable time to hex your ex.” Equal parts sassy and supportive, it’s a playful way to help someone laugh through heartbreak, bad dating decisions, and the emotional roller coaster that comes with letting go of someone who probably wasn’t all that great to begin with.

Perfect for best friends, sisters, roommates, and anyone navigating the aftermath of a breakup with humor, snacks, and a healthy appreciation for witchy energy. Because while we don’t actually recommend hexing anyone, sometimes it’s nice to know your friends understand the temptation.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a stylish hand-drawn witch in a red dress and dramatic black hat, perched confidently on her broom, set against a soft pink background with scattered orange polka dots. Bold black hand-lettered typography reads: “Now seems like a perfectly acceptable time to hex your ex.” Finished with a bold “Happy Halloween!” at the bottom.

Website Product Description:

Breakups Are Hard. Being a Supportive Best Friend Is Hard. Accidentally Daydreaming About Harmless Revenge? Completely Understandable

This card delivers the perfectly unreasonable advice your friend didn’t know they needed: “Now seems like a perfectly acceptable time to hex your ex.” Equal parts sassy and supportive, it’s a playful way to help someone laugh through heartbreak, bad dating decisions, and the emotional roller coaster that comes with letting go of someone who probably wasn’t all that great to begin with.

Perfect for best friends, sisters, roommates, and anyone navigating the aftermath of a breakup with humor, snacks, and a healthy appreciation for witchy energy. Because while we don’t actually recommend hexing anyone, sometimes it’s nice to know your friends understand the temptation.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.