Info:
Birthday card, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold line-art illustration of a man in a white shirt and black pants wearing a polka-dot party hat, covering his face with both hands in mortified embarrassment, while a security camera on a pole points directly at him — all set against a vivid red background absolutely covered in floating cartoon eyeballs staring in every direction. Chunky cream bubble typography at the top reads: “Happy Flocking Birthday!” Inside says “I see you :).”
Website Product Description:
Yes, we are apparently living under constant surveillance now. And honestly? Someone should acknowledge that on your birthday. This card does exactly that — a little dark, a little absurd, and very much for the person who appreciates humor about modern life without needing a political lecture attached.
Open it up for the perfectly unsettling follow-up: “I see you.”
Perfect for husbands, brothers, dads, friends, coworkers, or your favorite conspiracy-curious birthday boy. Send it to the guy who will read it, laugh uncomfortably, and immediately look up at the nearest camera.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: I see you :)
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 8×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Birthday card, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold line-art illustration of a man in a white shirt and black pants wearing a polka-dot party hat, covering his face with both hands in mortified embarrassment, while a security camera on a pole points directly at him — all set against a vivid red background absolutely covered in floating cartoon eyeballs staring in every direction. Chunky cream bubble typography at the top reads: “Happy Flocking Birthday!” Inside says “I see you :).”
Website Product Description:
Yes, we are apparently living under constant surveillance now. And honestly? Someone should acknowledge that on your birthday. This card does exactly that — a little dark, a little absurd, and very much for the person who appreciates humor about modern life without needing a political lecture attached.
Open it up for the perfectly unsettling follow-up: “I see you.”
Perfect for husbands, brothers, dads, friends, coworkers, or your favorite conspiracy-curious birthday boy. Send it to the guy who will read it, laugh uncomfortably, and immediately look up at the nearest camera.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: I see you :)
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 8×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
