Info:
Holiday-Thanksgiving, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold vintage-style letterpress illustration of a magnificent full-feathered turkey with cranberries, set against a retro teal pinstripe background. Classic red and cream typography reads in elegant mixed styles: “Family, Food -and- GASTROINTESTINAL CONSEQUENCES” with a bold banner at the bottom: “HAPPY THANKSGIVING.”
Website Product Description:
No holiday combines second helpings, awkward family conversations, and questionable food choices quite like Turkey Day. Whether it’s the stuffing, the pie, or Uncle Bob insisting you try his “secret recipe,” some traditions are simply unavoidable — and this card celebrates all of them with a healthy dose of honesty.
Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic holiday humor and the universal experience of unbuttoning their pants after dinner. Send it to the person who will read it and immediately start planning their elastic-waistband outfit.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Thanksgiving, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold vintage-style letterpress illustration of a magnificent full-feathered turkey with cranberries, set against a retro teal pinstripe background. Classic red and cream typography reads in elegant mixed styles: “Family, Food -and- GASTROINTESTINAL CONSEQUENCES” with a bold banner at the bottom: “HAPPY THANKSGIVING.”
Website Product Description:
No holiday combines second helpings, awkward family conversations, and questionable food choices quite like Turkey Day. Whether it’s the stuffing, the pie, or Uncle Bob insisting you try his “secret recipe,” some traditions are simply unavoidable — and this card celebrates all of them with a healthy dose of honesty.
Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic holiday humor and the universal experience of unbuttoning their pants after dinner. Send it to the person who will read it and immediately start planning their elastic-waistband outfit.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
