Info:
Holiday-Easter, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold vintage halftone-style illustration of a grumpy, wide-eyed Easter bunny in purple with dramatic long ears, set against a soft blush pink background scattered with illustrated orange carrots and pink and lavender polka dots. Bold black display typography at the top reads: “EASTER” with handwritten black text on the left: “PROOF THAT CHOCOLATE IS A VALID COPING STRATEGY” and a teal hand-drawn heart with: “HAPPY EASTER!!” at the bottom. Vintage collage-inspired design.
Website Product Description:
Have to spend the day with in-laws? Too many screaming kids? Nowhere near enough alone time? The Easter Bunny understands. Science has spoken, and the verdict is in: chocolate is a perfectly acceptable coping strategy. Hide some extra eggs for yourself — or just hide the whole bag in a bush. No judgment here.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who treats the Easter candy haul as a personal mental health resource. Send it to the person who will immediately relate and then go find their secret stash.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Easter, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold vintage halftone-style illustration of a grumpy, wide-eyed Easter bunny in purple with dramatic long ears, set against a soft blush pink background scattered with illustrated orange carrots and pink and lavender polka dots. Bold black display typography at the top reads: “EASTER” with handwritten black text on the left: “PROOF THAT CHOCOLATE IS A VALID COPING STRATEGY” and a teal hand-drawn heart with: “HAPPY EASTER!!” at the bottom. Vintage collage-inspired design.
Website Product Description:
Have to spend the day with in-laws? Too many screaming kids? Nowhere near enough alone time? The Easter Bunny understands. Science has spoken, and the verdict is in: chocolate is a perfectly acceptable coping strategy. Hide some extra eggs for yourself — or just hide the whole bag in a bush. No judgment here.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who treats the Easter candy haul as a personal mental health resource. Send it to the person who will immediately relate and then go find their secret stash.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
