Info:
Holiday-New Years, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, retro-inspired illustration of a dumpster literally engulfed in colorful flames, set against a bright yellow background scattered with playful confetti, streamers, and vintage-style bursts. Large, distressed black lettering at the top boldly declares “WHAT THE FUUCK”, while cheerful handwritten-style black script at the bottom reads “Happy New Year.” The combination of celebratory New Year’s imagery and a dumpster fire creates the perfect sarcastic commentary on making it through another year.
Website Product Description:
Another year is in the books, and honestly… what the fuuck? For the friend, coworker, sibling, partner, or fellow survivor who knows that New Year’s optimism is sometimes just pretending the dumpster isn’t on fire, this card delivers the appropriate amount of sarcasm. It’s festive. It’s colorful. It says Happy New Year! — while also acknowledging that maybe we should all just be impressed we made it this far.
Perfect for the sarcastic optimist, the chronic overthinker, the friend who has had a year, or anyone who appreciates a little dark humor with their champagne. Because sometimes ringing in the New Year isn't about fresh starts and resolutions. Sometimes it's about looking at the wreckage, laughing, and saying, “Well, we’re still here.”
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-New Years, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, retro-inspired illustration of a dumpster literally engulfed in colorful flames, set against a bright yellow background scattered with playful confetti, streamers, and vintage-style bursts. Large, distressed black lettering at the top boldly declares “WHAT THE FUUCK”, while cheerful handwritten-style black script at the bottom reads “Happy New Year.” The combination of celebratory New Year’s imagery and a dumpster fire creates the perfect sarcastic commentary on making it through another year.
Website Product Description:
Another year is in the books, and honestly… what the fuuck? For the friend, coworker, sibling, partner, or fellow survivor who knows that New Year’s optimism is sometimes just pretending the dumpster isn’t on fire, this card delivers the appropriate amount of sarcasm. It’s festive. It’s colorful. It says Happy New Year! — while also acknowledging that maybe we should all just be impressed we made it this far.
Perfect for the sarcastic optimist, the chronic overthinker, the friend who has had a year, or anyone who appreciates a little dark humor with their champagne. Because sometimes ringing in the New Year isn't about fresh starts and resolutions. Sometimes it's about looking at the wreckage, laughing, and saying, “Well, we’re still here.”
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
