Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of a merry band of musicians — horns, flutes, and all — crammed together on a golden crescent moon, floating against a deep cobalt blue background scattered with snowflakes and musical notes. Bold yellow slab-serif typography at the top reads: “HOPE YOU GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO TOLERATE EVERYONE” with a small grinning emoji face, and a flowing red script banner at the bottom reads: “Merry Christmas”
Website Product Description:
This card is for anyone bracing for awkward conversations, unsolicited opinions, and that one family member who somehow turns Christmas dinner into a debate. Sarcastic, honest, and a little absurd — because sometimes surviving the holidays deserves its own celebration.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who’s ever needed a little liquid courage to make it through the appetizers. Send it to the person who will read it, laugh too hard, and immediately pour themselves a drink.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a delightfully bizarre vintage illustration of a merry band of musicians — horns, flutes, and all — crammed together on a golden crescent moon, floating against a deep cobalt blue background scattered with snowflakes and musical notes. Bold yellow slab-serif typography at the top reads: “HOPE YOU GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO TOLERATE EVERYONE” with a small grinning emoji face, and a flowing red script banner at the bottom reads: “Merry Christmas”
Website Product Description:
This card is for anyone bracing for awkward conversations, unsolicited opinions, and that one family member who somehow turns Christmas dinner into a debate. Sarcastic, honest, and a little absurd — because sometimes surviving the holidays deserves its own celebration.
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who’s ever needed a little liquid courage to make it through the appetizers. Send it to the person who will read it, laugh too hard, and immediately pour themselves a drink.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
