Info:
Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, brightly colored hand-drawn monster in orange, pink, and black — all claws, jagged teeth, and wild eyes — set against a teal green chevron-stripe background. Scattered “Happy Halloween” text curves around the monster’s feet, and a tiny cartoon spider perches in the corner. Large hand-lettered typography at the top reads: “CREEP IT REAL.”
Website Product Description:
This is one of those jokes. “Creep it Real” earns an eye roll, followed immediately by a laugh — and that’s exactly the kind of Halloween energy we’re here for. It’s the bad dad joke that somehow lands every time, delivered by a monster who absolutely means it.
Perfect for monster lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, pun fans, and anyone who appreciates humor that’s equal parts cheesy and clever. Whether you’re sending Halloween wishes to a friend, coworker, family member, or your favorite pun-loving weirdo, this card is a fun reminder that sometimes the simplest jokes are the ones that stick.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold, brightly colored hand-drawn monster in orange, pink, and black — all claws, jagged teeth, and wild eyes — set against a teal green chevron-stripe background. Scattered “Happy Halloween” text curves around the monster’s feet, and a tiny cartoon spider perches in the corner. Large hand-lettered typography at the top reads: “CREEP IT REAL.”
Website Product Description:
This is one of those jokes. “Creep it Real” earns an eye roll, followed immediately by a laugh — and that’s exactly the kind of Halloween energy we’re here for. It’s the bad dad joke that somehow lands every time, delivered by a monster who absolutely means it.
Perfect for monster lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, pun fans, and anyone who appreciates humor that’s equal parts cheesy and clever. Whether you’re sending Halloween wishes to a friend, coworker, family member, or your favorite pun-loving weirdo, this card is a fun reminder that sometimes the simplest jokes are the ones that stick.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
