Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold risograph-style illustration of a panicked man clutching an enormous BILL scroll while standing on the roof of a Texas grocery store, surrounded by floating dollar bills and snowflakes against a bright sky blue background. Bold comic-book typography reads: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS… CHEAPER GROCERIES” with a green banner at the bottom adding: “(Hope you want something more realistic).”
Website Product Description:
These days, a full shopping cart feels like a luxury gift. This card delivers the painfully relatable message that’s on everyone’s mind this holiday season — with a wink, a sigh, and a receipt that’s way too long.
Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and especially fellow Texans who know the joy of a grocery store run — and the quiet devastation of checking out. Sarcastic, honest, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s recently stared at their grocery receipt in disbelief.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a bold risograph-style illustration of a panicked man clutching an enormous BILL scroll while standing on the roof of a Texas grocery store, surrounded by floating dollar bills and snowflakes against a bright sky blue background. Bold comic-book typography reads: “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS… CHEAPER GROCERIES” with a green banner at the bottom adding: “(Hope you want something more realistic).”
Website Product Description:
These days, a full shopping cart feels like a luxury gift. This card delivers the painfully relatable message that’s on everyone’s mind this holiday season — with a wink, a sigh, and a receipt that’s way too long.
Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and especially fellow Texans who know the joy of a grocery store run — and the quiet devastation of checking out. Sarcastic, honest, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s recently stared at their grocery receipt in disbelief.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
