Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features two deadpan illustrated faces — a woman in a red Santa hat with green earrings and a man in a green elf hat with a striped scarf — both wearing the exact same exhausted-but-game expression, set against a soft teal background with white polka dots. Bold black block typography reads: “THIS CARD COUNTS as FOREPLAY” with a candy-cane heart and “MERRY CHRISTMAS” below.
Website Product Description:
Christmas has a funny way of draining just about everything. This card is a cheeky nod to couples who know that by the time December rolls around, surviving the holidays together is practically a love language. Sometimes lowering expectations is the most romantic gift of all.
Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouses, or partners who appreciate a little flirtation mixed with a healthy dose of reality. Sweet, silly, and just a little naughty — exactly the right card for the person who gets it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Christmas, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features two deadpan illustrated faces — a woman in a red Santa hat with green earrings and a man in a green elf hat with a striped scarf — both wearing the exact same exhausted-but-game expression, set against a soft teal background with white polka dots. Bold black block typography reads: “THIS CARD COUNTS as FOREPLAY” with a candy-cane heart and “MERRY CHRISTMAS” below.
Website Product Description:
Christmas has a funny way of draining just about everything. This card is a cheeky nod to couples who know that by the time December rolls around, surviving the holidays together is practically a love language. Sometimes lowering expectations is the most romantic gift of all.
Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouses, or partners who appreciate a little flirtation mixed with a healthy dose of reality. Sweet, silly, and just a little naughty — exactly the right card for the person who gets it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
