Boo, Bitch - 6pk

$18.00

Info:

Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a spooky, retro-inspired illustration of a dancing skeleton striking a playful, hands-up pose against a hot pink background filled with cheeky cartoon ghosts and a delicate white spiderweb. Bold black typography runs vertically along the left side, declaring “BOO, BITCH!” The high-contrast black-and-cream skeleton, vintage screen-print texture, and vibrant pink palette give this Halloween greeting card a funky, punk-inspired aesthetic with plenty of attitude. A cheeky, irreverent take on Halloween greetings for anyone who prefers their spooky season with a little sass.

Website Product Description:

Boo, Bitch! — Halloween Just Got a Little More Unhinged

Forget the predictable pumpkins and cutesy witches. This Halloween greeting card brings bold color, spooky vibes, and unapologetic attitude to the season. With a dancing skeleton, mischievous ghosts, and a delightfully sassy message, it's the perfect way to tell your favorite people you're thinking of them—because nothing says Halloween spirit quite like a little friendly profanity.

Perfect for best friends, partners, spooky-season enthusiasts, goths, horror fans, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, alternative art, and funny Halloween cards that stand out from the usual seasonal greetings. Whether you're sending a Halloween laugh, adding something unexpected to a care package, or celebrating your favorite spooky bitch, this card delivers the attitude.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.

Info:

Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)

Features a spooky, retro-inspired illustration of a dancing skeleton striking a playful, hands-up pose against a hot pink background filled with cheeky cartoon ghosts and a delicate white spiderweb. Bold black typography runs vertically along the left side, declaring “BOO, BITCH!” The high-contrast black-and-cream skeleton, vintage screen-print texture, and vibrant pink palette give this Halloween greeting card a funky, punk-inspired aesthetic with plenty of attitude. A cheeky, irreverent take on Halloween greetings for anyone who prefers their spooky season with a little sass.

Website Product Description:

Boo, Bitch! — Halloween Just Got a Little More Unhinged

Forget the predictable pumpkins and cutesy witches. This Halloween greeting card brings bold color, spooky vibes, and unapologetic attitude to the season. With a dancing skeleton, mischievous ghosts, and a delightfully sassy message, it's the perfect way to tell your favorite people you're thinking of them—because nothing says Halloween spirit quite like a little friendly profanity.

Perfect for best friends, partners, spooky-season enthusiasts, goths, horror fans, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, alternative art, and funny Halloween cards that stand out from the usual seasonal greetings. Whether you're sending a Halloween laugh, adding something unexpected to a care package, or celebrating your favorite spooky bitch, this card delivers the attitude.

Specifications:

  • Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")

  • Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock

  • Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free

  • Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included

  • Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation

  • Inside: Blank

Shipping & Turnaround Time:

USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.