Info:
Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a horror movie-inspired Ghostface character in a red hoodie, set against a vibrant turquoise background covered in candy corn. A dangling cartoon spider adds to the Halloween chaos. Bold block typography reads: “WHAT?! I AIN’T GAY.”
Website Product Description:
If your sense of humor was permanently shaped by ridiculous movie quotes and the golden era of parody films, this card was made for you. Equal parts nostalgic, absurd, and wildly inappropriate in the best way, it’s a love letter to the kind of comedy that made you laugh until you couldn’t breathe — and probably shouldn’t have.
Perfect for horror fans, comedy lovers, Scary Movie devotees, and anyone who still quotes early 2000s parody films at completely inappropriate moments. Send it to the friend who will immediately get it, laugh too loud, and then feel slightly guilty about it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
Info:
Holiday-Halloween, $3.00/each, 6-pack ($18.00 total)
Features a horror movie-inspired Ghostface character in a red hoodie, set against a vibrant turquoise background covered in candy corn. A dangling cartoon spider adds to the Halloween chaos. Bold block typography reads: “WHAT?! I AIN’T GAY.”
Website Product Description:
If your sense of humor was permanently shaped by ridiculous movie quotes and the golden era of parody films, this card was made for you. Equal parts nostalgic, absurd, and wildly inappropriate in the best way, it’s a love letter to the kind of comedy that made you laugh until you couldn’t breathe — and probably shouldn’t have.
Perfect for horror fans, comedy lovers, Scary Movie devotees, and anyone who still quotes early 2000s parody films at completely inappropriate moments. Send it to the friend who will immediately get it, laugh too loud, and then feel slightly guilty about it.
Specifications:
Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock
Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included
Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation
Inside: Blank
Shipping & Turnaround Time:
USPS Ground Advantage, 7×6×2 literature mailer (shipped together with minimum order). Wholesale orders generally ship within 3-5 days.
