The 90s gave us plenty of icons, but none quite like Mulder and Scully. They chased shadows, cracked conspiracies, and made us believe the truth was out there. But what if Mulder showed up to the investigation with… a lightsaber? Yeah, we went there.
The Don’t Tell Skinner Hoodie is our tongue-in-cheek mashup of two worlds every 90s kid grew up on: late-night X-Files reruns and galaxy-far-far-away VHS marathons. The print shows Mulder wielding a glowing saber with his trademark deadpan delivery: “Don’t tell Skinner, he might want one too.” It’s cozy, a little irreverent, and made for those who still believe… but also don’t mind laughing at the absurd along the way.
This hoodie is a modern twist on a timeless favorite and will not disappoint in comfort. It is crafted from a 70/30 cotton/polyester blend. It features a relaxed fit, drop shoulders, a box chest, slightly cropped length, and has a soft-as-butter feel.
Features:
Don’t Tell Skinner Hoodie
Long sleeve
Black hoodie with white screen print image
Double-lined hood
Pouch pocket
Spandex ribbed cuffs and waistband
Reinforced side seams
Slightly oversized fit (see size chart below)
Content + Care:
10oz
70/30 blend: 70% cotton, 30% polyester
Machine wash cold
Dry low
Iron inside out
Do not bleach
Size + Fit:
Both models are wearing size L
S: Chest 26.25”, Sleeve 24.75”, Hip (unstretched) 20.5”, Length 26.75”
M: Chest 27.25”, Sleeve 25”, Hip (unstretched) 21”, Length 27.25”
L: Chest 28.25”, Sleeve 25.25”, Hip (unstretched) 23”, Length 27.75”
XL: Chest 29.25”, Sleeve 25.5”, Hip (unstretched) 23.5”, Length 28.25”
XXL: Chest 30.25”, Sleeve 25.75”, Hip (unstretched) 24”, Length 28.75”
Shipping + Returns:
While we are sticklers for “perfection” and try our very best to get your order right, we are still human. If your order is incorrect, damaged, or doesn’t fit, please see our exchange policy HERE. Shipping is sent through USPS Ground Advantage for the lowest price at a quick turnaround. Given we hand-screen each item, please allow us 2-3 days for crafting before shipping. On special occasions, you may be contacted via email or phone, indicating a longer wait time.
The 90s gave us plenty of icons, but none quite like Mulder and Scully. They chased shadows, cracked conspiracies, and made us believe the truth was out there. But what if Mulder showed up to the investigation with… a lightsaber? Yeah, we went there.
The Don’t Tell Skinner Hoodie is our tongue-in-cheek mashup of two worlds every 90s kid grew up on: late-night X-Files reruns and galaxy-far-far-away VHS marathons. The print shows Mulder wielding a glowing saber with his trademark deadpan delivery: “Don’t tell Skinner, he might want one too.” It’s cozy, a little irreverent, and made for those who still believe… but also don’t mind laughing at the absurd along the way.
This hoodie is a modern twist on a timeless favorite and will not disappoint in comfort. It is crafted from a 70/30 cotton/polyester blend. It features a relaxed fit, drop shoulders, a box chest, slightly cropped length, and has a soft-as-butter feel.
Features:
Don’t Tell Skinner Hoodie
Long sleeve
Black hoodie with white screen print image
Double-lined hood
Pouch pocket
Spandex ribbed cuffs and waistband
Reinforced side seams
Slightly oversized fit (see size chart below)
Content + Care:
10oz
70/30 blend: 70% cotton, 30% polyester
Machine wash cold
Dry low
Iron inside out
Do not bleach
Size + Fit:
Both models are wearing size L
S: Chest 26.25”, Sleeve 24.75”, Hip (unstretched) 20.5”, Length 26.75”
M: Chest 27.25”, Sleeve 25”, Hip (unstretched) 21”, Length 27.25”
L: Chest 28.25”, Sleeve 25.25”, Hip (unstretched) 23”, Length 27.75”
XL: Chest 29.25”, Sleeve 25.5”, Hip (unstretched) 23.5”, Length 28.25”
XXL: Chest 30.25”, Sleeve 25.75”, Hip (unstretched) 24”, Length 28.75”
Shipping + Returns:
While we are sticklers for “perfection” and try our very best to get your order right, we are still human. If your order is incorrect, damaged, or doesn’t fit, please see our exchange policy HERE. Shipping is sent through USPS Ground Advantage for the lowest price at a quick turnaround. Given we hand-screen each item, please allow us 2-3 days for crafting before shipping. On special occasions, you may be contacted via email or phone, indicating a longer wait time.
